February 2012
January 2012
5 tags
Vampire Bacon
Friend: "When you microwave turkey bacon, it comes out sparkly. Now we know what vampires are made of."
Me: "Good to know... Edward is bacon. No wonder those books were nonsensically addicting."
When I open my pack of gum...
"Chill out, it's just a TV show."
When someone mentions your favourite band in a...
When your friend starts singing a song that annoys... →
If someone watched me as I scroll down my dash,...
One minute I’m all:
The next I’m like:
Turning pages.
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
Opening up your test and seeing the first...