Mom: i think its funny that these collectors
Mom: think a black hole or 2
Mom: is going 2 stop me
Reg: Except the center of the galaxy is a supermassive black hole.
Reg: And according to ME-landia, is not only a supermassive black hole, but that and a bajillion other black holes.
Mom: but im commander shepard
Reg: But this is science.
Mom: commander shepard sees ur science
Mom: and laughs
Really, there’s no arguing with that logic.
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
*lays seductively on your bed* hey whats your 3DS friend code
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them