June 2013
Reg's Mom Laughs at Your Science
Mom: i think its funny that these collectors
Mom: think a black hole or 2
Mom: is going 2 stop me
Reg: Except the center of the galaxy is a supermassive black hole.
Reg: And according to ME-landia, is not only a supermassive black hole, but that and a bajillion other black holes.
Mom: but im commander shepard
Reg: But this is science.
Mom: commander shepard sees ur science
Mom: and laughsReally, there’s no arguing with that logic.
*stubs toe*
“We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.”
—Luciano De Crescenzo (via quotedojo)
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
“Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.”
—Dr Seuss (via pureblyss)
an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
Laughing so hard right now
are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACONwho the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
I don’t know but god damnit I wish it was me
*lays seductively on your bed* hey whats your 3DS friend code
“He asked why people are sad. “That’s simple,” says the old man. “They are the prisoners of their personal history. Everyone believes that the main aim in life is to follow a plan. They never ask if that plan is theirs or if it was created by another person. They accumulate experiences, memories, things, other people’s ideas, and it is more than they can possibly cope with. And that is why they forget their dreams.”
—Paulo Coelho (via seabois)
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
