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Me:  *playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:  Mind if I sit with you?
Me:  *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother:  *sits* Thank you, dear.
Me:  *continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:  
Grandmother:  
Grandmother:  LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother:  THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother:  OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother:  STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother:  KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother:  OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother:  RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother:  OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me:  *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother:  *sweet smile* Hmm?
Me:  Grandma oh my god
Grandmother:  *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:  
Me:  
Grandmother:  Kill them.